Can anyone confirm that?
NMrs. Norris
No.
No one at all?
NMrs. Norris
Nobody at all. Which means that I don't have what you call an alibi.
Oh yes you do, Mrs. Norris. You were at the corner of Valley and Magnolia.
NMrs. Norris
With nobody to prove it.
Well, I didn't say you had a good alibi but you do have an alibi.
NMrs. Norris
Lieutenant, I didn't kill my husband.
I believe that.
NMrs. Norris
You do?
Yes, ma'am.
NMrs. Norris
Why?
My wife's got no head for crime. We go to those whodunit movies. She always picks the wrong murderer. I want to tell you something. If my wife decided to murder me she could come up with a better alibi than you got.
NMrs. Norris
Thank you.
You're welcome.
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