Do I get a confession, sir?
Oh yes. I'll confess. There's no remorse attached to it. It's a great weight off my mind as a matter of fact.
Why's that, sir?
Well you see, Karen had guessed the truth. She was turning the thumbscrews on me. She's, uh, quite a little iron maiden, that lady. I guess freedom is purely relative.
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