Lt. Columbo and Wine Expert in “Unfinished Business”

Lt. Columbo

I want you to teach me everything you know.

It took me forty years to acquire my expertise.

Lt. Columbo

Well, what can you do in an hour and a half?

Oh, just the very basics.

Lt. Columbo

Let's start with this-- How can you tell a good wine from an average wine?

By the price.