I just never have seen anything like you. Like that performance you both just gave...
Thank you. I didn't mean to be nasty, old boy. No hard feelings?
And you both must be exhausted. I don't know how you do it.
With innocent, loving hearts. Good night, Lieutenant.
Well, whatever it is, it sure must be most unusual. Uh, the reason I say that is because, you know, when my wife and I try to remember what happened yesterday or the day before, well, we don't agree on anything. And you two, you not only agree, you use almost the exact same words to tell about it. [pauses to let his words sink in] Good night.
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