Uh, so this is a television studio, huh?
Yes.
Quite a place!
Well, it's a barn, really. I'm sure it's not as glamorous as you thought it'd be.
That's right, it isn't. But things aren't really what they seem to be, are they?
[sarcastically] My, how observant you are!
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