“I was wondering, Doctor. Would you take me...” – Lt. Columbo, Columbo ... TV Quotes Database

I was wondering, Doctor. Would you take me on as a patient?

Take you on as a what?!?

No, I mean it. Maybe you can help me. I don't know that-- There must something wrong with me. I seem to bother people. I seem to make them nervous and maybe you could tell me why.

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