Everyone, fall in!
[The students fall into position, with Miguel and Hawk in front]
Must've been a rager, sensei.
Yeah, were you celebrating all weekend?
Celebrating what? That my students are a bunch of pussies? Diaz, Hawk, up front!
[Miguel and Hawk step forward, facing the other students]
Hawk, did you attack your opponent when his back was turned?
Yes, Sensei?
Diaz, did you purposely attack your opponent's injury?
Yes, Sensei.
You think that makes you badass? [Hawk and Miguel look at Johnny, visibly confused] What's the matter? Too tough a question? Maybe you need some help. Miss Robinson!
Yes, Sensei.
Two cobras in the jungle. One kills the strongest lion. The other kills a crippled monkey. Which cobra do you want to be?
The one that kills the lion, sensei.
And why is that?
Because it killed the stronger animal.
Correct! Cobra Kai is about being badass. And the baddest badass is the one that beats his opponent when he's at his strongest. [facing Hawk] Not when his back is turned! [Facing Miguel] Not when he's injured! Is that understood?
Yes, Sensei!
That means no more cheating. No more fighting dirty. From here on out, those are "pussy moves". And you don't want to be pussies, do you?
No, Sensei!
Good. That's why I had you wear your white belts. You're starting over. Diaz, Hawk, fifty push-ups, on your knuckles. Miss Robinson, warm them up.
Yes, Sensei.
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