That's great, Mary.
[barks]
MMary
Oh, mmm, thanks.
S2 E25Tie-Dye Clifford / Stage Struck
DDan
Oh, waiter!
Yes?
DDan
What's this fly doing in my soup?
Looks like the back stroke!
[audience laugh at their comedy]
That is such a bad joke.
DDan
This soup tastes like glue.
Then that must be tomato, RSP tastes like paint.
[audience laugh again]
DDan
I demand you take this soup back to the cook!
Why? He won't eat it either!
[audience laugh some more]
S2 E26Doghouse Rock / Guess Who's Coming to Birdwell
Ready to rock'n'roll!
S2 E27Little Big Pup / Getting To Know You
[Cleo and T-Bone meet a new blue small dog named Frankie and introduce him to Clifford as he shows up]
Clifford, meet Frankie. Frankie, meet Clifford.
FFrankie
[amazed] Wow, you're big!
Wow, you're small!
FFrankie
You're really big.
And you're really small.
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