Dan
Oh, waiter!
Charley
Yes?
Dan
What's this fly doing in my soup?
Charley
Looks like the back stroke!
[audience laugh at their comedy]
Emily-Elizabeth
That is such a bad joke.
Dan
This soup tastes like glue.
Charley
Then that must be tomato, RSP tastes like paint.
[audience laugh again]
Dan
I demand you take this soup back to the cook!
Charley
Why? He won't eat it either!
[audience laugh some more]
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