Charley quotes from Clifford the Big Red Dog

Charley

[groans in frustration after failing to do "jingly juggling"] I need a shower.

Charley

Sometimes, I wish I were a dog.

Charley

You guys smell like you've been rolling in stinkweed or something.

Emily-Elizabeth

I've been thinking, being in the parade alone doesn't really sound like all that much fun.

Charley

I know what you mean. The most fun part of being in the parade is doing it together.

Emily-Elizabeth

Yeah.

Emily-Elizabeth

Everyone smile and say, "Clean your room"!

Huh?

Charley

Everyone's here now, dad.

Aye-aye, captain.

Charley

Catch anything yet?

Emily-Elizabeth

Nope.

Charley

Got any nibbles?

Emily-Elizabeth

Nope.

Charley

Eaten any worms?

Emily-Elizabeth

Nope.

Wow! Look at all those stars.

Charley

It's hard to see them all when we're at home, but out here, it seems like you can see forever!

Emily-Elizabeth

I wish Jetta would come join us.

Charley

Uh, she's inside watching a video.

Vaz

Maybe she'll come out later.

I hope so.

Oh, waiter!

Charley

Yes?

What's this fly doing in my soup?

Charley

Looks like the back stroke!

Emily-Elizabeth

That is such a bad joke.

This soup tastes like glue.

Charley

Then that must be tomato, RSP tastes like paint.

I demand you take this soup back to the cook!

Charley

Why? He won't eat it either!