[Steve, Carabas and an unnamed lookalike prepare to fight.]
Steve
Hey, new guy, I think you look more like Carabas there than you do me.
Unnamed Man
Fuck off; I'm way hotter!
Carabas
I look nothing like him! I am special!
Unnamed Man/Carabas
No one is like me!
[The unnamed man drags himself and Carabas into a fireplace.]
Steve
Yes! Last of the Mohicans!
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