Cyril
She's got lots of good qualities.
Gareth
Like?
Cyril
Well...She's ever so pretty.
Gareth
Do you know I was forgetting the prettiness factor? Yes, I remember when Gustav started working here. It wasn't that he was a great chef and he'd worked in some of the finest kitchens in the world. Oh no. We wanted him because he was so bloody pretty!
Cyril
But he's ugly.
Gareth
Ahh!
CyrilAlright, keep yer hair on son. [leaves]
Gareth
I am not your son. I will never ever be your son. Cyril, have you got 50p? Cyril? Dad?
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Chef! quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Chef! pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.