Gareth and Renée in “Reeny/Renée”

Everybody, this is Reeny.

Renée.

I'm sorry?

It's not Reeny; is Renée. There's an accent above the second E. Renée.

I see. What a faux-pas.

That's alright, it's an easy mistake to have made but it's Renée.

And I expect you really hate being called Reeny.

Loath it. My friends at finishing school used to tease me about it all the time.

I see. How awful for you. I do apologise.

Apology accepted.

Everybody this is...you sure this is ok?

Yes, fine.

This is Reeny. Reeny is going to be helping us out here in the kitchen. En't that right, lass? Reeny will in time, no doubt, become a valued member of the kitchen staff, but seeing as Reeny is not as yet experienced, I want you to make sure Reeny learns the ropes as I'm sure she wants to. Eee, there's nowt so funny as folk, en't that right, Reeny?