Following Everton's thorough search for his missing plaster
Gareth
All the pies ruined?
Everton
Yes, Chef.
Gareth
All the pasta re-wrapped?
Everton
Yes, Chef.
Gareth
D'you find it?
Everton
Yes, Chef.
Gareth
Good.
Everton
It was under the soap in the toilet.
Gareth
(beat) What an entirely charming interlude. (beat) You're a PRAT, Stonehead!
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