Reporter and Gareth in “Subject to Contract”

I expect you microwave a lot of this stuff, do you?

(visibly contains his rage) Strange to relate, no.

Oh come on. You buy things in bags and boil them up. My friend told me.

No, actually, we don't. You see this is what we call a kitchen. We are chefs. We prepare the food from scratch!

Don't worry, I'm not going to print anything about the cooking!