[Diane has decided to use Sam's sex life as the subject for her psychology paper]
At what age did you have your first sexual encounter?
Oh, alright, that's more like it. Okay, uh...[looks at her notes] "Trevor – A Case Study". Who, who's Trevor?
That's you.
You're not gonna use my name?
Of course not.
So... I do all the work and this "Trevor" guy gets the credit?
Sam this is not your resumé. In a psychological treatise real names are never used.
Yeah, but at least I should be able to choose my own name. I mean, how ‘bout "Duke"?
This is my paper and I like Trevor.
Alright, alright. Well, where were we? You, uh, wanted to know about my first time, right?
Yes. How old were you?
Well, uh, boy, I'm not sure. Uh, I know I couldn't get to her house until the crossing guard showed up. Wow. First time is kind of hard to remember. What about your first time?
I'm the scientist, Sam. My first time has nothing to do with this. Now, what about your second encounter?
Well, that would be the crossing guard.
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