Cliff and Carla in “From Beer to Eternity”

Cliff

Italian imports – sixty-five smackeroonies. That's right, notice the, uh, sleek European styling there, the sturdy reinforced frames and the high tech shatterproof reflective lenses that allow me to scope out the dollies without, uh, drawing attention to myself.

Carla

You could walk up to ‘em naked with your hair on fire and not draw attention to yourself.

Cliff

How would you know? They only work on women.

Carla

They seem to have given you courage.