Why did you eat my broccoli?
Certainly, I was helping you, Charlie, because you don't like broccoli.
I love broccoli, Lola.
I was only being helpful, like Goody.
S3 E17I am Goody the Good
You've ruined my mountains!
It's not ruined, Charlie. If you look at it like this, it looks actual wet snowy.
S3 E18What Can I Wear for Halloween?
Tomorrow night is Halloween.
Whoo! Whoo!
So there's going to be a special party at school. We've all got to wear Halloween costumes.
Are you going to dress up, Charlie?
I am dressed up, Lola. I'm a wizard!
I knew everyone would be going as a wicked witch.
Not me. I'm going as a wiggly, hairy monster with eyes that are all woggly wobbly.
That is actually the biggest pumpkin I've ever seen.
It is as big and orangey as the sun.
Mmm. And when my dad does the face, it's gonna be the best pumpkin lantern in the whole of Halloween.
Yes!
[sighs] I still don't know what to go as, Charlie.
Uh, why don't you dress up as a... wolf?
Unh unh. Arnold Wolf is going as a wolf.
What about a deep sea monster that's all made out of seaweed?
Blah! Too slimy!
Still no idea what to dress up as, Lola?
I can't think of anything extremely scary, Marv.
I told you, Lola. It doesn't have to be scary.
Yes, it does. It has to be totally terrifying.
It doesn't have to be scary. It'd just better be quick. It's not long until the party.
Are you ready?
[giggles] Yes, Charlie.
Okay, everyone. Behold our very own Halloween pumpkin! The biggest, orangiest pumpkin in the whole of Halloween!
S3 E19But Marv is Absolutely Charlie's Best Friend
I wish we could watch Pirate Squidbones all day.
So do I. [imitating Squidbones] You good-for-nothing jellyguts!
[also imitating Squidbones] Not as much as I do, you wretched limpet!
[having overheard part of Charlie and Marv's fake Squidbones argument] I have ever, never heard Charlie and Marv be cross before, ever.
Maybe we should get Charlie and Marv to do a making-up card.
Oh no. Marv's got a new best friend.
These biscuits are the best.
JJack
They're my best, too. You like all the same things I do.
[whispering] They're definitely best friends because they like the same biscuits.
[on the telephone] Just tell Charlie he's a mean jellyguts.
[Lola gasps]
Bye, Lola.
Oh.
Don't tell Charlie he's a mean jellyguts.
Oh no, I won't.
[regarding about himself and Marv] Oh, Lola, we're the best friends ever.
[chuckles] Lola.
We've just been playing Squidbones.
S3 E20I Am Making a Craze
Would you like to do some real, actual skipping now?
No, because I have to practice my hulie-skipping.
Oh. What about hide and seek?
No thank you.
Hi, Lola. Why aren't you playing with your hulie-hoop?
Why is everyone doing hulie-hooping and not anything but hulie-hooping?
Because it's a craze, Lola.
How long does a craze go on for, Charlie?
Until the next craze comes along.
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