[regarding about Burt] Maybe he didn't like me. Maybe he's run away.
He didn't run away. He has to be here somewhere.
S2 E20I Completely Know About Guinea Pigs
Lots of Burts. Where did they all come from?
Hmm. I don't think Burt is a boy, Lola.
What do you mean?
I think Burt has had babies.
Ooh. I said he was a girl.
S2 E21Never Ever Never Step on the Cracks
If you touch any of the deep blue sea, Dad said it will make the sea ticklers come up and tickle your feet.
Did the bedbugs bite?
No.
I don't want them to bite me, Charlie.
Lola, it's not all true, you know. Some things are just superstitions.
There are no bears, Lola, I promise. No bears, no crocodiles, and certainly no lions. It's only something people say.
S2 E22I Will Not Ever Never Forget You, Nibbles
[regarding about Nibbles] I just want to hold him for a bit more longer-er.
Tomorrow's our Bring Your Pet to School Day. Marv's bringing Sizzles and I'm gonna bring Nibbles.
Oh, Nibbles will definitely be the cleverest pet in the whole school.
When Nibbles is older and bigger, he'll probably be able to do all kinds of tricks.
Millions and a hundred of people come to see Nibbles the daredevil mouse.
The first-ever mouse to cross a waterfall on a tightrope.
I'm afraid, Lola, Nibbles is definitely not going to wake up.
You're just not seeing properly, Charlie. [gasps] Oh. Nibbles is completely not moving, Charlie.
I know.
All mice are different. That's why they make such good pets.
S2 E23Look After Your Planet
[regarding about his brother; Marty] Mom says his room looks like a complete pigsty.
A pigsty. [snorts]
[Lola giggles]
He can't be that bad.
Ha. Yes he can.
He is.
We can just peek.
I do not ever never want my room to look like Marty's, so I am throwing everything away.
[explaining the concept of recycling to Lola] I suppose it's a way that people can reuse old things in a different and new way.
Why?
If we just threw everything away, then we'd all, maybe, be completely buried under a massive huge pile of rubbish.
I would love to plant a tree.
Well, you'd better start recycling.
Yes, Charlie.
MMarty
Who's been in my room?!
Let's get out of here! Quick!
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