Me and Marv have lost lots and lots of teeth, haven't we? How many is it, Marv?
Uh, I think I lost, uh, 54.
[gasps]
Maybe not 54, Marv. Maybe, maybe more like 6 or 7.
Oh.
S1 E16I Do Not Ever, Never Want My Wobbly Tooth to Fall Out
I didn't know there was a special fairy who gives you presents when your teeth fall out!
Yeah.
[indignant] WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY TELL THIS BEFORE?!
But now the tooth fairy won't come and I won't get a coin and I won't get my giraffe.
You can... You can write to the tooth fairy and explain.
But I don't know how to write in fairy.
Fairies can read every language. Come on, I'll help you.
S1 E17Say "Cheese
I can do it, Charlie. Tidy hair, tidy clothes, clean shoes, clean hands and face and then big smiling.
Come, Lotta. Let's just play one game of puddles.
I told my Mum I wouldn't jump in any puddles.
Oh, so did I.
Water does make you messy, doesn't it?
No, water makes you clean.
S1 E18I'm Just Not Keen on Spiders
[regarding about the spiders] You never know what they're gonna be up to next.
And there was a time when you didn't even like beetles.
Oh, really? Because I can't remember ever not liking beetles because they're so funny.
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Lola: Hello. Charlie, it's, it's moving!
Charlie: Hold still, Lola!
[Lola scream]: AAAGH!!!
Charlie: Now I'm going to have to find him all over again. Lola, which way did he go?
What do you think his name is?
What do you think it is?
Um, Sidney.
He does look like a Sidney. How could you not like a spider called Sidney?
Uh, Lola, should we put them outside now?
Not now, Charlie. It's raining. Maybe after we've all had a spiders' tea party.
S1 E19Snow is My Favorite and My Best
I want snow all the time. Why can't we have snow all the time?
Is it snowing yet?
No.
When the snow comes, will I hear it?
Don't the penguins look smart, Charlie? They look like they're going to a party.
S1 E20You Won't Like This Present as Much as I Do!
Lola, another thing about presents is you need to choose something that actually exists.
Maybe we can unwrap it a little bit?
I don't think it's allowed. It's for Lotta, isn't it?
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