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Bush and Ashcroft in “"Black Bush" (April 14, 2004)”

BBush

After carefully examining the region me and my cabinet agree that that area is definitely ripe for regime change...but if I can be real about it?

AAshcroft

Be real, son.

BBush

Real?

AAshcroft

Yo be real real, son.

BBush

He tried to kill my father, man. I don't play that shit!

AAshcroft

Yo say word he tried to kill your father, son.

BBush

(grabbing boom mike from above): THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!!

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