Bush: After carefully examining the region me and my cabinet agree that that area is definitely ripe for regime change...but if I can be real about it? Ashcroft: Be real, son. Bush: Real? Ashcroft: Yo be real real, son. Bush: He tried to kill my father, man. I don't play that shit! Ashcroft: Yo say word he tried to kill your father, son. Bush: (grabbing boom mike from above): THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!!

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