JJeff
What time is it, Dix?
Oh, I don't know Jeffrey; what time is it?
JJeff
IT'S BEER O'CLOCK!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
TToby
Talk to me.
Is that supposed to be funny? What are you going to do? Talk me better?
Have you ever tried to stop Kelsey getting drunk?
BMBig Mac
Ah, yes, and I still have the bite marks
What!
BMBig Mac
Take one for the team, Alice
[Ruth is very drunk, Kelsey is chatting up a stranger]
[to the stranger] Hi, I'm looking for a plus-one. Do you have a smart suit?
This is my ex-friend Ruth and my soon-to-be ex-friend Alice.
[arrives] Evening ladies!
[hugging Zoe] Zoe! Zoe, what do I wear to a surgeons dinner? Well, what would Mr Jordan like me to wear?
Probably nothing. [they laugh] Someone’s had a bit to much to drink!
[whispers to Zoe] I'm going to be sick.
Lovely.
[Kelsey is both drunk and missing]
We are in so much trouble.
She’s going to miss her own leaving party, and she’s probably lying dead in a gutter.
That’s right, Alice, you look on the bright side.
[at Kelsey's leaving party]
JJay
And that's the three rules of life according to Jay.
Yeah, I can read!
[Maggie is seen]
But you spelt breakfast wrong!
Adam gets handed the paternity result of baby Harry and Jessica is anxious for the result
AAdam
And the father is… Charlie Fairhead.
AAdam
[finds Heather following the fire not moving] Heather, hey, Kitten, say something
HHeather
Please stop calling me kitten.
GGrace
[having arrived with a cut hand, she gives her details, written on a tissue, to Shona] It's all there. And don't let any crackheads jump the queue
SShona
[types very slowly] There you are! All registered [Grace walks away] Plastic surgeon will be with you shortly…
PPolly
[finds Ella at the side of the road; to passerby] Did anyone see what happened to her? No? So she just fell from the skies did she?
CKCaleb Knight
You can't actually be expecting us to work those hours, surely? They're crippling. We're going to be exhausted.
CBConnie Beauchamp
Then I suggest, Dr Knight, you shock us all, and use your bed for sleeping.
DKDylan Keogh
No, it clearly said nil by mouth.
CConnie
Did Bryan know that? Did anyone explain that to him? Obviously not.
DDylan
No, it was an accident. I really wouldn't get too obsessed about it, there are many more alarming things going on out there today.
CConnie
Please, spit it out.
DDylan
Well, er, Lily is dead on her feet, er, Evan, Ethan, whatever his name is, is having a nervous breakdown, the tall one is completely unmanageable…
CConnie
Your concern is commendable, shame you don't know their names.
CCharlie
[to Megan] You're dying. But you're not dying alone.
WWoman
[about her husband having to wait] He's not drunk, mad, or taking crack powder. So he's not priority.
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