Kelsey Phillips quotes from Casualty

Stitch

  [to Kelsey]  Do I detect the morning after the night before?

Kelsey

  The morning after 8 pints with Dixie.

Ruth

  [to the stranger]  Hi, I'm looking for a plus-one.  Do you have a smart suit?

Kelsey

  This is my ex-friend Ruth and my soon-to-be ex-friend Alice.

Zoe

  [arrives]  Evening ladies!

Ruth

  [hugging Zoe]  Zoe!  Zoe, what do I wear to a surgeons dinner?  Well, what would Mr Jordan like me to wear?

Zoe

  Probably nothing.  [they laugh]  Someone’s had a bit to much to drink!

Ruth

  [whispers to Zoe]  I'm going to be sick.

Zoe

  Lovely.

  And that's the three rules of life according to Jay.

Kelsey

  Yeah, I can read!

Maggie

  But you spelt breakfast wrong!