Zoe quotes from Casualty

Zoe

  I'm not planning suicide till I'm 60 or my boobs look like spaniel's ears

Ruth

  [to the stranger]  Hi, I'm looking for a plus-one.  Do you have a smart suit?

Kelsey

  This is my ex-friend Ruth and my soon-to-be ex-friend Alice.

Zoe

  [arrives]  Evening ladies!

Ruth

  [hugging Zoe]  Zoe!  Zoe, what do I wear to a surgeons dinner?  Well, what would Mr Jordan like me to wear?

Zoe

  Probably nothing.  [they laugh]  Someone’s had a bit to much to drink!

Ruth

  [whispers to Zoe]  I'm going to be sick.

Zoe

  Lovely.

  She’s going to miss her own leaving party, and she’s probably lying dead in a gutter.

Zoe

  That’s right, Alice, you look on the bright side.