Look, I tried everything to get away. I-I hid under the counter. I was hiding in the bathroom. At one point I tried to pull a Cape Fear up under the piano.
Yet when I walked in, she was straddling you on the couch
Right? She’s like the Terminator of sexpots.
What is that even supposed to mean? She just keeps on coming?
What? That’s… [grabs her arm and pulls her to the side] The only reason I went on the date in the first place was because you made a big deal about being single in public.
Castle, I have 12 missed phone calls from Chip the sportscaster because he thinks that I’m single, but that doesn’t mean that I’m gonna let him mount me in a Speedo just to prove it.
You didn’t tell me he called.
Really? You’re gonna play the jealousy card now?
Okay, look, I’ll make it up to you, all right? Whatever you want.
What I want is not to have this image of a bikini-clad woman stuffing her boobs in your face. So good luck with that.
Don’t I even get credit for figuring out who the killer is.
No!
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