Touya[About Yukito] He eats at least three times as much as I do.
Three times?
Go ahead and have some too, Sakura. It's my treat.
Kero is waiting for me at home, so...
Kero...?
Uh, um, nothing!
A character in Cardcaptor Sakura
Played by Tomokazu Seki
Cardcaptor Sakura · 197 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Cardcaptor Sakura: in 24 of its 197 quotes
Most scenes with: Sakura (18), Yukito (11), Kero (2)
Touya[About Yukito] He eats at least three times as much as I do.
Three times?
Go ahead and have some too, Sakura. It's my treat.
Kero is waiting for me at home, so...
Kero...?
Uh, um, nothing!
Good morning!
Good morning, Sakura.
TouyaThe monster is on cloud nine...
[Sakura holds up a fist and looks irritated, then turns around and smiles]
I'll forgive you today!
If you really like Sakura so much, you should stop making fun of her.
TouyaThe only one who can play with her is me.
Have you ever heard of a sister complex?
TouyaShut up.
Big brother...It's nothing. I just had a weird dream.
TouyaOh, I see...So it was just grunts from a monster...
What did you say!?
TouyaThat brat was near our house!?
He went home before too long, though.
TouyaI guess I have to beat him up once.
Is that how you warded off all the boys who got close to Sakura?
TouyaOnly I can make fun of her.
You really do have a sister complex.
TouyaShut up!
[about Sakura's cheerleading skills] Sakura has gotten much better.
TouyaWell, if you compare it to before. When she first joined the squad, you know how she tosses the baton, right? She always caught it with her head.
[baton falls and hits Sakura on the head]
TouyaSee?
[Touya and Yukito are both in the play, and Sakura, Tomoyo, and Syaoran are amongst the crowd watching]
You seem to be in a bind, Cinderella, here. [Hands Touya a card]
TouyaThis is an invitation to the ball. But why would you...?
It's because I am a sorcerer.
TouyaWhat's that on your head?
A can of mackerel. This discarded can of mackerel gained magical powers as time passed!
[Sakura and Syaoran fall from their seats, embarrassed]
W-Why a can of mackerel?
Perhaps it's to raise public awareness about not wasting things?
TouyaWhat is your construction project this year?
It's a little birdhouse, right?
Yes!
TouyaAnd this time, there's no entrance to it.
That's-
[Sakura looks down to the birdhouse]
There isn't one...
TouyaDid you really forget?
But I'm not good at this kind of stuff!
Sakura, your face is red. Are you sure you don't have a fever?
I-I'm fine!
TouyaFor this dinner, even if she has a fever of 40 degrees Celsius she wouldn't budge, because she is...
[Sakura stomps on Touya's foot]:
TouyaDid you see the news last night, Sakura?
What?
TouyaThe one about how a black-belt in karate got beaten up on the streets last night.
I saw that one! I heard the opponent was a girl.
I didn't know about that.
TouyaI had thought it was you, Sakura. You are a monster after all...
What was that!?
I'm jealous! I really am! I want to live in a huge castle like this!
TouyaIf you lived in such a huge place, your new life would be much tougher.
Why?
TouyaYou don't know how many days it will take to finish cleaning! On top of it, I am positive you would get lost!
I wouldn't get lost!
TouyaIn the first place, you aren't exactly fitted to be a princess Sakura.
Sakura, you're very good at cleaning.
I don't think so.
TouyaShe's not usually like this. She breaks things all over the place like a monster. You can't tell if she's cleaning or making a mess.
[Sakura tries to stomp on Touya's foot, but misses and hurts her own]
What's up? You look awfully happy, Sakura.
How do I look? Yukito cut my hair for me.
You haven't changed one bit!
Yukito really can do everything! He's very athletic, and wonderful...
Touya[Calling from downstairs] Sakura, help us down here!
Okay!
I just don't understand girls in love.
TouyaIf you don't watch where you're going, you'll trip.
I'm fine!
TouyaEven if you are, you'll make a big hole in the ground if you trip!
What was that!?
TouyaOh, I'm going to take one of these!
Big brother! That's bad manners!
TouyaYou made these?
Dad did.
TouyaThen they're safe!
What's that suppose to mean!?
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