Phil and Kat in “First Date”

Seems like you're ready for your big date. I just came up for an outfit check.

Oh, you don't have to tell me I look good, because I know I look good. You know how I know? Because I feel good. I feel like Lizzo, Gloria Steinem, and Marie Curie all rolled into one.

Well, I think those women would have taken off their mustache tape by now.

Oh, my gosh. I forgot I still had it on.

I used to help my mama with hers at the end of every winter. It's only supposed to be on a few seconds.

I just told you I forgot I had it on.

Well, how long has it been?

I don't know. I listened to that Lizzo song like 6 times. 6 times!

I know what to do.

No, you can't pull it off fast. Promise me you won't pull it off fast.

I won't pull it off fast.

Is this going to be one of those things where you say you won't pull it off fast, but then you pull it off fast?

No, I promise I won't pull it off fast.

Good, because I don't know where my skin ends and this thing begins.

We both knew how this was going to go.

We both knew!