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Alexa, remind me to call my mother every day at 6:00 PM.
Okay. I'll remind you every day at 6:00 PM.
Isn't that wonderful? Now you won't have to worry about forgetting.
My mother decided to give me my birthday present 3 months early. I suspect so she could feel appreciated longer.
She can help you keep your calendar, make your grocery list.
Alexa, make a fart sound.
Okay. Here's the big fart.
[A big fart sound effect is heard.]
Oh, Katherine. Really?!
Hey, you don't get to control my relationship with Alexa just because you introduced us. We like to have fun. Okay? We're silly.
You're also almost 40 years old. Oh. That reminds me. The cemetery called.
Oh, my gosh, they come calling now. How long did they give you?
They called to say that the burial plot next to me and daddy just became available.
Wait, how does a burial plot just become available?
Well, they said the police wouldn't let them comment on ongoing investigations, but they assured me he's not going back in. And since you don't have a husband to be buried next to, you should scoop this one up.
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