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Call Me Kat · Season 1, Episode 2

Carter and Phil in “Double Date”

Carter

Sorry to hear that. When did you guys break up?

Phil

4 months ago.

Carter

I feel you, man. I just got my divorce papers Thursday. Hit me like a ton of bricks.

Phil

Mmm, bless your heart.

Carter

She was always like, you're never around. You're out at that bar every night. Because I own the bar. You knew that when you met me in the bar.

Phil

Marty was the opposite. He used to say, "You don't want to go anywhere.". But I liked being home and tending to my garden. And I cannot be away from my sourdough starter for longer than 12 hours.

Carter

You gotta feed the beast.

Phil

You gotta feed the beast.

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