Michelle and Sasha in “Unfinished Business”

One more piece of advice. Don't bond with the old lady next door.

Mrs. Weidemeyer?

You see her door open, dive for cover. And whatever you do, do not tell her you have a car. Old ladies are giant con artists.

Con artists?

They start small. Trips to the market and the yarn shop, but before you know it you're picking up their prescriptions at 11:00 at night and driving them to the hospital when their hips break. And you think- They only have two hips how many can they break? Eighteen. 'Cause they break the same hips over and over.