Conor and Michelle in “Unfinished Business”

[watching a play from the back and making notes] Oh God, shoot me now.

What was wrong with that?

She's carrying the book in her downstage hand. She does that every time. I correct her every time.

It looks okay to me.

It's not, okay? It's not.

Director, right?

And imminent suicide victim. Conor.

Michelle. Hi.

I wish I was.