Grant and Michelle in “Unfinished Business”

[answers the door] Hello.

Why? Why, why does anyone have to live so far away from civilization?

Pardon me?

I mean, this private road of yours is really misleading. You go up a straight-away, you think you're almost at the house, you round a bend, more straight-away. So you go up that, you round a bend, more straight-away. And on and on. You get some kind of deal with straight-aways? You had a coupon or something?

May I ask who you are?

Have I not introduced myself?!

No.

You had no sign. You have no private-road sign, and my car died, and I got arrested, and I must sound like a loon. It's all a big misunderstanding- Do you have any water?

Sure. I'm Grant.

Oh, have I still not introduced myself?

No.

Oh, it's those straight-aways. They suck the politeness right out of your head, I'm Michelle.