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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 5

Giles and Xander in “Family”

Giles

You're in a magic shop, and you can't think what Tara would like. I believe you're both profoundly stupid.

Xander

Well, we don't really know what kind of things witches like. What, are we gonna get her some cheesy crystal ball?

Giles

You bloody well better not. I've got mine already wrapped.

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