Spike and Willow in “Doomed”

[To Xander] Kids your age are heading off to University. You've made it as far as the basement. And Red here couldn't even keep Dog Boy happy. You can take the loser out of high school, but...

I see what you're doing. You're trying to get us to dust you.

I'm not. I just don't want pity from geeks more useless than I am.