Anya and Xander in “The Prom”

The power of the Wish made me a righteous sword to smite the unfaithful.

Well, hey! Good luck with that. Hope it works out for you.

You know, you can laugh, but I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the males of the species, and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them.

Then why you talking to me?

[averting her eyes] I don't have a date for the prom.

Well, gosh! I wonder why not. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with your sales pitch?

Men are evil... Will you go with me?

One of us is very confused, and I honestly don't know which.

When I lost my powers I got stuck with this persona, and now I have all these feelings. I don't understand it. I don't like it. All I know is I really want to go to this dance and I want someone to go with me.

Look, I know you find me attractive. I've seen you looking at my breasts.

Nothing personal, but when a guy does that it just means his eyes are open.

Whatever. Look, do you wanna go with me or not?