The Watcher Council shrink is heavy into tests. He's got tests for everything. T.A.T.S, Rorschach, associative logic... [grunts] He even has that test to see if you're crazy that asks if you ever hear voices or you ever wanted to be a florist.
Ooh, I used to want... Wait. Florist means crazy, right? I never wanted to do that.
Neat.
Thanks. It's all about emotional control. Plus, obviously, magic. Hey, you want to go to the Espresso Pump and get sugared up on mochas?
I'm gonna pass. Hit the pool and do some laps.
How come the sudden calisthenics? Aren't you sort of naturally buff, Buff? [chuckles] Buff Buff.
Well, they've got us running around on the physical side, too. A lot of reflex evaluation and precision training, you know. I-I just... well, I-I wanna do...
[smiles knowingly] Better than Faith?
[slightly embarrassed] So very shallow.
Competition is natural and healthy. Plus, you'll definitely ace her on the psych tests. Just don't mark the box that says, "I sometimes like to kill people."
I know Faith's not gonna be on the cover of Sanity Fair, but she had it rough. Different circumstances, that could be me.
No way. Some people just don't have that in them.
Look, I'm sorry. I know how you hate talking about Faith.
No, it's okay.
No, really, we should just...
No, it doesn't bother me. I mean it.
Uh, Will?
Oh.
Emotional control?
I'm working on it.
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