Xander and Oz in “The Zeppo”

Xander

But ... it's just that it's bugging me ... this cool thing. I mean, what is it? How do you get it? Who doesn't have it? And who decides who doesn't have it? What is the essence of "cool"?

Oz

Not sure.

Xander

I mean you, yourself, Oz, are considered more or less cool. Why is that?

Oz

Am I?

Xander

Is it about the talking? You know, the way you tend to express yourself in short, non-committal phrases?

Oz

Could be.

Xander

No, you're in a band! That's like a business class ticket to cool with complementary mojo after takeoff. I gotta learn an instrument. Is it hard to play guitar?

Oz

Not the way I play it.

Xander

Okay, but on the other hand, eighth grade: I'm takin' the flugelhorn and gettin' zero trim. So the whole instrument thing could be a mislead. But ya need a thing. One thing nobody else has. What do I have?

Oz

An exciting new obsession, which I feel makes you very special.