[jokingly] Did you bring your DNA kit with you? Are you going to swab her over salad?
I could get a strand of hair.
No, that's not going to work. You have to get it from the root.
What are you, Columbo?
I watch all the crime shows.
I'll take her water glass into a lab.
No, no, that's not gonna work either. The glass will get corrupted.
Look, are you both high? You want your DNA test right here? She's hot - I feel nothing!
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