[Holt is briefing the Nine-Nine on what mobster Seamus Murphy is demanding as a favour from him]
A permit to throw a block party? We don't even have to break the law! This is fantastic news!
I am not giving Seamus Murphy that permit. He only wants to use the block party as a cover for something criminal. A robbery, a murder or something worse.
You don't know that for sure. And that's your loophole.
I don't believe in loopholes.
What? Loopholes are the best. Remember that time when Pancake Palace had that all-you-can-eat deal, but they didn't set a time limit? I ate pancakes for a week for $3.99, all I had to do was sleep there and never shower.
[Amy looks visibly disgusted]
[outraged] What!? Thanks for the invite, friend!
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