Hello. We're here to honor Captain Jason Stentley, who single-handedly brought down a major drug ring. So it is my pleasure to bestow upon him the Medal of Honor. Captain Stentley.
Bestow me, baby! Oh, wow. That's a lotta people. Uh... Baba-booie! Cornholio! That's it for my prepared remarks. Any questions?
Will taking down one drug dealer make a big difference in the overall level of drugs moving into the city?
No idea. Next!
What's your philosophy for dealing with international narcotics supply chains?
Didn't understand the question. Next!
Why was Flaco targeted for this operation?
Okay, there's a question I can answer. Uh, uh- well, it all started because I lost a huge bag of cocaine, so I totally biffed it. Uh-
[Deputy Commissioner Ultrecht commandeers the podium.]
Thank you, Captain. That is- that's plenty.
That was a train wreck.
Yes, he never should've been put in that position. Whoever recommended him for the medal and called all those reporters really messed up. [Smiles]
Wait, what are you saying?
Oh, nothing. It just seems as if CJ has been... overmined.
And you used my made-up word!
I did. I hated it, "overmined!" [Sighs] What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it?
It was no snacksident.
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