“Where were you? You were gone for three...” – Jake, Brooklyn Nine-Nine ... TV Quotes Database

Where were you? You were gone for three hours. I know because I sang "This Is How We Do It" 143 times.

HHoytsman

Okay, well, I had to grab a few things at the art supply store. Kidnapping is 90% crafting. Jake, you're gonna help me get my life back. You're gonna confess on video to framing me for everything that got me in trouble.

Jake

And why would I do that?

HHoytsman

Because I'm high on bath salts, emotionally unstable, and pointing a gun at you!

Jake

Let's make a movie!

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