Hey, it's me. Please open the door. Come on, let's talk. I'm sorry.
Can I help you?
Oh, no, you're not Sophia.
Hey, Jake! Over here, man!
Oh. I'm so sorry, sir, you were a wrong door.
You were a wrong door!
[The Old Guy slams his door shut.]
That's a very angry man! I know what that sounded like at dinner, but I promise, I am not into Amy.
It's not what I heard, Jake. It's what I saw. You should've seen the look on your face when you found out Amy liked you. Gah! Listen to me! "Liked"? I'm an adult! All this "who-likes-who" stuff sounds very high school!
I know, it's stupid, you're totally right! But the point is, I like you!
Then you're sure you're over Amy?
Yes! I mean, I didn't knock on Amy's door. I knocked on yours.
Actually, you knocked on his door. And I'm pretty sure he's listening.
No, I'm not! Who's Amy?
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