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Brooklyn Nine-Nine · Season 1, Episode 15

Jake and Holt in “Unfinished Business”

Well done. But I do have to ask: those guys at the impound- did they really smash my car?

No. In fact, I had them wash it.

Good one, Captain! You can't "wash a car". So how'd you convince the whole squad to betray me? What'd you offer them?

I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.

I'm not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit.

Mm-hmm. So in addition to the five weeks of free overtime, I believe I'm owed one more thing.

Yes. Here we go.

One second.

[Holt snaps his fingers, and a light in the viewing room behind the one-way glass reveals Terry, Boyle, Diaz, Amy, Scully and Hitchcock.]

Very well. Captain Raymond Holt: you are an amazing police captain/genius. But be warned: I started planning next year's heist just this minute!

Good. Then you're only three months behind.

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