Jake and Holt in “Unfinished Business”

Jake

Oh, hey there, Captain! Do you happen to know what day today is?

Holt

Well, based on the fact that yesterday was the birthday of legendary Dutch flautist Frans Brüggen, and a week ago was October 24th, I'd say today is-

Jake

It's Halloween. Just say it's Halloween.

Holt

It's Halloween.

Jake

All right, and what happened last Halloween?

Holt

Oh, I listened to the CD I bought the night before the Frans Brüggen birthday concert.

Jake

Please stop saying Brüggen.

Holt

Last year, you bet me you could steal my Medal of Valor. And you did. Consequently, I was forced to do your paperwork for a week, and to say words I thought I'd never have to say.

Holt

Jake Peralta is an amazing detective/genius.

Jake

But now it's time for round two of our Halloween bet. This year I believe I'll make things more difficult for myself. Let's say, what, I'll steal the watch right off your wrist.

Holt

Or, we could just not do it at all this year.

Jake

Sir, with all due respect: C'mon, homie!

Holt

It's not worth all the trouble. Just so you might call me an amazing captain/genius, and give me one week of overtime for free.

Jake

All right, fine. I'll double the overtime. I'll triple it! I'll quadruple it! I will five-druple it! I'll five-druple the overtime! Got his attention. He's coming back to me.

Holt

Just to clarify: if you steal my watch by midnight, I will do your paperwork for a week, but if you fail, you will give me five weeks of overtime for free.

Jake

Correct.

Holt

I'm doing a cost-benefit analysis in my head. The benefits outweigh the costs- we have reached an accord.

Jake

Accords!