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Brooklyn Nine-Nine · Season 1, Episode 15

Jake, Holt and others in “Unfinished Business”

Jake

All right, I'll just act like you. Say something so I can get the cadence of your voice down.

Holt

I will not.

Jake

Perfect. I will not. I... will not. I will... not.

[Holt looks back, stone-faced. Cut to when Jake and Holt are admitted to see Judge Mindel.]

JMJudge Mindel

Have a seat, Detective.

Jake

I will not.

JMJudge Mindel

Excuse me?

Jake

Uh, sorry. I meant out of respect I will choose to stand. Sit, I will not.

JMJudge Mindel

[Gestures to the form in front of her] This looks like it was filled out by a toddler! Now, we are going to have to go through this point-by-point. Justice cannot be rushed.

Jake

But could it be gently nudged into hyper speed?

JMJudge Mindel

I take it you're the toddler.

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