[Jake visits Dr. Kevin Cozner at Columbia University]
Hello again, Professor Kevin Cozner.
What do you want?
I'd like to talk to you about a case I solved.
Thank you, but just as with my home, my office has a strict "no cop talk" policy.
I figured. But the case that I have solved is the case of the "no cop talk policy". There were three things that bothered me about last night: you didn't want the 9-9 at your party, even though you'd never met us, your friends immediately asked Hitchcock and Scully if they were harassed, and there was something interesting about that photo in your library. You and the Captain were shunted off to the side. I don't think you dislike cop talk; I think you dislike cops.
I'm married to one.
I know. And I can't imagine it's been fun to watch the man you love marginalized, underappreciated, and disrespected by the NYPD.
Because he's gay, Raymond has been put through hell by his colleagues. Many of whom, quite frankly, look exactly like you.
Devastatingly handsome? I'm sorry. I'm uncomfortable with emotions.
So, yes. I decided a long time ago that just because I love Raymond, doesn't mean I have to love the people he works with. Good solve, Detective.
Nice cop lingo! Look, I'm really sorry that we ruined your party. I'd love to make it up to you.
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