[Sees Jake in a janitor's costume] Nice costume Peralta.
No Peralta here! Just a janitor pushing trash around.
Come out of there!
[Sighing] Captain! Hey!
You really thought this was gonna work?
Um it did work. This whole janitor gambit was designed to fail. It's just like in chess. Sometimes, in order to win, you need to sacrifice your king.
That's exactly how you lose in chess. Have you ever played the game?
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