Sandwich shop employee and Abbi Abrams in “Unfinished Business”

So you have two options. You can take your cut of the proceeds, or you can get a credit for, like, three sandwiches.

Abbi Abrams

Yeah. Okay.

And there's no meat.

Abbi Abrams

No. Okay, how big are the sandwiches? Like, substantial?

We-- Sometimes. That's not--

Abbi Abrams

That's not like a sandwich. That's a teeny sandwich, right?

People are full on that.

Abbi Abrams

Okay, well, I'm not normal people.

Okay. I don't-- Tofu is in them.

Abbi Abrams

Is it thick?

I don't know the degree of tofu-ness.

Abbi Abrams

You have no idea the degree. There should be some sort of scale.

Okay, to-go coffee mugs, you guys must have that. Do you know what a sandwich is?

Abbi Abrams

Do you? 'Cause you don't have any meat in them. There's no meat in the sandwiches. Just an FYI, that makes the sandwich.