Hey Ab', I've been meaning to ask I'm missing like a bunch of my undies.
So I had an envelope up here with all of my Bed, Bath & Beyond coupons. I can't find it.
I threw them away, they were all expired.
Coupons never expire!
They have expiration dates on them!
Yeah, to-- to throw idiots off! Where do you think all this stuff comes from?! You think someone drops it off?! No!
This is Bed, Bath & Beyond?
Yeah! Dude, they sell lots of stuff! You just threw away bowls, maybe coffee filters, a... a new ottoman!
Well, you asked me to clean the fridge.
The inside of the fridge! The inside of the fridge is fine!
It's all those junky coupons on top that had to go. I guess that's totally on me, I guess.
Can't even do chores around the house! Hey! I will not buy a Sodastream full price, Bevers! I will not do it!
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