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Brickleberry · Season 1, Episode 15

Steve and Jonah in “Unfinished Business”

Steve

I should've known I couldn't be a cop. I'm sorry I couldn't make you proud, Dad.

JJonah

[offscreen] You make me proud every day, son.

Steve

[screams] Dad?

JJonah

You're a Brickleberry ranger just like I was. What more could a father ask?

Steve

Didn't you ever get bored here?

JJonah

If I did, I'd just go behind the bush and masturbate.

Steve

Okay.

JJonah

Son, be proud of yourself and what you are, a Brickleberry Park ranger. Now, get out there and take your park back, and If you need me, I'll be jacking off behind that bush.

Steve

Yes, sir.

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